Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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