- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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