How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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