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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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