- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A praying mantis is very graceful

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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