- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

In soviet Russia...things are different

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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