A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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quantum physics?

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Women.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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These Jokes suck.

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Neither did she.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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