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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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