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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Tunechi

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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