- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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