- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

NEVER

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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