A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Guess what? I like trains.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What rhymes with milk...milf

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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