roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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