What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

thumb_up thumb_down +4

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops