- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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