- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

I have a really funny joke.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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