What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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