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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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