- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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