Poop

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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