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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.