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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

knock knock who's there ?

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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