- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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