- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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