- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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