What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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