Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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