"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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