it was all Tagart

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

womens rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

XD Jackass.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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