- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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