- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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