- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Your mom.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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