- Anti Joke

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Who is Dank? A: Billal

quantum physics?