Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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