- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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