- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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