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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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