It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Read a Book.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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hi jonny

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womens rights

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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