- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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