What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's funny about war? nothing!

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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