- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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