- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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