A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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