If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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