Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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My jeans

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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HEY!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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