My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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