- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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