- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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