How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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knock knock go away

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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