Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

autistic kids rock

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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