- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A gay man watches football.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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