What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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