a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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