What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

God is real.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

I'm homeless.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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