- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!