What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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You are joking right?

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Guest what in the butt

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Badabing.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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