What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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