How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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A man penetrates another man.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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