What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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