- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

I'm homeless.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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