- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A man penetrates another man.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

knock knock... ...no answer

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Knock knock knock OCD

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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