Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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