- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Haha, I get it..

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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