Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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dat shoe shine tho

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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