What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Rylan Clark

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops