- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

This is my favorite antijoke.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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