- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

roses are red poo is poo

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

And you honored it I see :P

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