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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Eric is gay Ha

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Nobody cares maddie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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