How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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