A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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like if your cool

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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