Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How old are you? 7

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

batman farted so hes retarded

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

roses are red poo is poo

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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