- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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