Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

The chickens have become self-aware!

One, two, three, four and five

Dead girls can't say no.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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