What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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