- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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