A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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