- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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