So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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poopy is poopy

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Anti Joke

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