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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

you gay?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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