- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."