Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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