- Anti Joke

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor