What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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