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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A miserable man committed suicide.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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