Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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