How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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