What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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