- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??