- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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