Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why are they the "living" daylights?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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