Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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