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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.