Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Guest what in the butt

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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