- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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