A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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