Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Women's rights.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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How you know when dislextic

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Anti Joke

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