Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Yes

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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