Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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