- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A sober Irish individual.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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