- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

I like school Said no one ever.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

homosexual rights to marriage

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why dont they make black forks

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Men's rights

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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