- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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